lost part of this article but someone was trolling my messenger on facebook and i decided to play along. this is what happened after they decided to give me another run. (ok, so that didn’t work and they came back again) Her: Ok are you married Me: Yes. To myself. I have control issues. But to my credit, I did play hard to get Her: Omo iya (apparently Nigerian) Me. I came home one day, I was there. Screw it. I left. Her: Bowoni Me: So you've been there too Her: Where u from Me: 1965. Can we move this on faster? Her: How Me: We need to be bff in a few minutes Her: Are u Me: In fact, I am I thought this as well Her: I dont understand u Me: I don't understand me either. Screw it. I'm leaving me. Can we go get yogert? Her: How Me: What are you wearing? Is it edible? Her: Why asking Me: Cause I just left myself for you!!!! Her: Where are you from Me: 1965. Can we move past that?! Let's talk g strings. I wear mine backwards Her: Meaning Me: Do I really have to explain backwards? Damn it. I don't want yogurt anymore and I'm going to beg myself to take me back Her: Bye Me: Meaning Her: Why Me: It means you don't understand it, and you never will. Her: You say you are going to bed Me: What part of China are you in? Her: Am not from china Me: I am. Her: Ok Me: But I'll name my firstborn in our memory Her: How do you mean Me: I saw an idiot pass by. I named him (insert “her” name here) Her: Mdaning Me: Googalie google Her: I will not talk to you agian Me: Promises promises Her: What Me: Sinner Her: F*** off Me: How much? Her: ? Me: Will you be my friend? Her: Yes Me: Will you pet my pony? Her: How Me: Long soft strokes Her: Wow. Can i see it Me: Short ones if you're a midget Her: I want to see it Me: You want to see my midget? Her: Yes Me: Do you have wide angle eyes Her: Let me see it Me: I'm shy Her: Let me see it Me: Send me your credit card info. Its safe Her: Show me your pony first Me: Pay to play Her: F*** off then Me: Haven't we been here before? Will you be my friend? Her: Yes Me: I have no arms. Will you wipe my buttocks? Her: How Me: Kleenix preferably. But open to power tool ideas Her: ? Me: Power tools. Tools operated by power. Work with me my a** itches Her: Ok Me: So if I put a roll of kleenix on a dewalt cordless drill, would you clean my a**? Her: Yes Me: I'll have to do it with my mouth cause I have no arms, but I miss a clean a**. Did you ever know that you're me hero? Her: Ok Me: So, what's your sign? Her: ? Me: I'm an asstrotergious. What are you? Hello? I saw white picket fences for us..... A parakeet singing partridge family songs.... I just don't know why you quit talking to me We can use ryobi if you want Will you be my friend? Chat Conversation End1
