president obama: "The Internet didn't get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet."
iceberg: no your honor, it wasn't hard at all to tell when the drugs kicked in....
Damn. The truth in comedy.
Shadowy Overloards. LOL.
Haha. The first guy.
I dunno even know that I can enjoy the sham election now that I know who's going to win.