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(ok, so that didn’t work and they came back again)
Her: Ok are you married
Me: Yes. To myself. I have control issues. But to my credit, I did play hard to get
 
Her: Omo iya (apparently Nigerian)
Me. I came home one day, I was there. Screw it. I left.
 
Her: Bowoni
Me: So you've been there too
 
Her: Where u from
Me: 1965. Can we move this on faster?
 
Her: How
Me: We need to be bff in a few minutes
 
Her: Are u
Me: In fact, I am
I thought this as well
 
Her: I dont understand u
Me: I don't understand me either. Screw it. I'm leaving me. Can we go get yogert?
 
Her: How
Me: What are you wearing? Is it edible?
 
Her: Why asking
Me: Cause I just left myself for you!!!!
 
Her: Where are you from
Me: 1965. Can we move past that?! Let's talk g strings. I wear mine backwards
 
Her: Meaning
Me: Do I really have to explain backwards? Damn it. I don't want yogurt anymore and I'm going to beg myself to take me back
 
Her: Bye
Me: Meaning
 
Her: Why
Me: It means you don't understand it, and you never will.
 
Her: You say you are going to bed
Me: What part of China are you in?
 
Her: Am not from china
Me: I am.
 
Her: Ok
Me: But I'll name my firstborn in our memory
 
Her: How do you mean
Me: I saw an idiot pass by. I named him (insert “her” name here)
 
Her: Mdaning
Me: Googalie google
 
Her: I will not talk to you agian
Me: Promises promises
 
Her: What
Me: Sinner
 
Her: F*** off
Me: How much?
 
Her: ?
Me: Will you be my friend?
 
Her: Yes
Me: Will you pet my pony?
 
Her: How
Me: Long soft strokes
 
Her: Wow. Can i see it
Me: Short ones if you're a midget
 
Her: I want to see it
Me: You want to see my midget?
 
Her: Yes
Me: Do you have wide angle eyes
 
Her: Let me see it
Me: I'm shy
 
Her: Let me see it
Me: Send me your credit card info. Its safe
 
Her: Show me your pony first
Me: Pay to play
 
Her: F*** off then
Me: Haven't we been here before? Will you be my friend?
 
Her: Yes
Me: I have no arms. Will you wipe my buttocks?
 
Her: How
Me: Kleenix preferably. But open to power tool ideas
 
Her: ?
Me: Power tools. Tools operated by power. Work with me my a** itches
 
Her: Ok
Me: So if I put a roll of kleenix on a dewalt cordless drill, would you clean my a**?
 
Her: Yes
Me: I'll have to do it with my mouth cause I have no arms, but I miss a clean a**. Did you ever know that you're me hero?
 
Her: Ok
Me: So, what's your sign?
 
Her: ?
Me: I'm an asstrotergious. What are you?
Hello?
I saw white picket fences for us.....
A parakeet singing partridge family songs....
I just don't know why you quit talking to me
We can use ryobi if you want
Will you be my friend?
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